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Whether it’s to help increase your stamina in the bedroom or you just need a release, there’s strokers serve are affordable, discreet and can serve multiple purposes. Here’s a short recap of our best selling and highest rated strokers. Follow the links for further reading and purchasing options.

Sue Johanson – Head Honcho: This is our top selling stroker and one of our all time best sellers overall. Affordable, effective and discreet – The Head Honcho has it all. Designed by world renowned “sexpert” Sue Johanson, The Head Honcho features suction chambers to accurately simulate oral sex – if your looking to practice before the big game, this is the ideal stroker as it is cheap and nondescript. Combine this with one of our inexpensive bottles of Ultra Lube for the best deal in our arsenal.

Buy Sue Johanson – Head Honcho here.

Ashton Moore's Pocket Pussy: Unlike most of the other strokers on this list, this one is a faithful replica of lady parts – Adult Superstar Ashton Moore’s lady parts to be exact. Since it is realistic looking, and only $14.45, this highly-rated toy is a great deal if you are looking for an added visual component to your stroking adventures without having to fork over the big bucks for one of the more high-end replicas.

Buy Ashton Moore's Pocket Pussy here.

Cassidey's UR3 Vibrating Vagina/Anus: Speaking of high-end replicas, we have Cassidey's UR3 Vibrating Vagina/Anus from Doc Johnson. These replicas can get really pricey so, $91.35 is actually on the lower end of the price scale. You really can’t go wrong with one of these either; it’s just about as close as you can get to actual sex, without having to, ya know… have actual sex with a partner. This toy has been one of our most consistent sellers and features mostly 5 star reviews from previous buyers.

Buy Cassidey's UR3 Vibrating Vagina/Anus here.

Fujiko's Velvet Touch Masturbator: It’s the Asian sensation! Fujiko's Velvet Touch Masturbator has a velvety soft texture that you need to feel to believe. It also has a fairly accurate vaginal opening for visual stimulation along with a ridged outer skin for a sure grip even when slick. With over 50 customer reviews, ranging from very positive to very negative, we recommend you check them out to see if this is the toy for you. The numbers speak for themselves though – this is another consistent seller and with the low price point there is little to no risk of being dissatisfied with your purchase!

Buy Fujiko's Velvet Touch Masturbator here.

Black Orchid Masturbator:  Similar to the Fujiko stroker, California Exotic Novelties’ Black Orchid Masturbator has a lot of reviews that range from good to bad, but that’s what they are there for, so you, the customer, can weigh the pros and cons and make the most informed choice. This toy features a unique orchid design that is discreet as well as functional. Its translucent color allows for visual stimulation as well as the exhilarating physical stimulation provided by it’s 5 tight suction chambers. At $16.59, like the Head Honcho; this would be an ideal stroker for increasing your stamina and can be easily combined with one of our topselling lubes for an affordable deal!

You can check out a short Youtube video featuring the Black Orchid Masturbator Here!

Buy the Black Orchid Masturbator here.

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Holiday BOGOs Baby!

So we are all well aware now that Christmas is quickly approaching. If you have got it done yet, now might be the time to get your shop on. One of our many gifts to you, our loyal customer, is a batch of Bogos for the month of December. Because sometimes you just have to make sure you get yourself an extra little something this year.

Our first bogo is from Lethal Hardcore. Purveyors of fine XXX, niche-driven filth, you’ll be able to find something to satisfy any taste with this one. Girl-Girl, Milf, rimming, big tits and so much more, Lethal Hardcore is your go-to studio for sexual variety, featuring all of the biggest stars!

Next we have Lesbian Provocateur from Digital Sin. Pure, unadulterated lesbian love is the order of the day with this sleek line of all-girl films. Petite Euro babes licking and fingering each other as only a woman knows how. From soft & Sapphic to hard and anal, these girls are doing anything to get off on one another.

Then, we’ve got a buy-one-get-one extravaganza from Naughty America. Variety abounds here as well, Milfs, School teachers and more, if you’ve fantasized about unavailable, hot women, Naughty America has you covered. Tits and ass or all shapes, sizes and colors, Naughty America is bound to satisfy your cravings with a lineup of the biggest and best starlets around.

And, finally, speaking of starlets, Elegant Angel spares no effort or expense in bringing top shelf beauties to you; beauties who give their all in ball-draining performances. Lisa Ann, Kristina Rose, Kagney Linn Karter, Ava Rose, Kelly Divine and many, many more of adult’s elite names are here and humping. This is XXX mayhem at it’s most satisfying!

These will all be running through the rest of December. But if you miss out, which we recommend you don’t, we will have a brand new batch of hot and fresh promotions in the New Year.

From myself, and the rest of the AVU Crew, we wish you the happiest of holidays, the safest of New Years and we thank you for all the success you’ve helped bring us in 2010. Cheers to an even better 2011!

Sincerely,

Hank Longhorn

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Drug-addled lunatic, or troubled man, whatever you think of Charlie Sheen and his outlandish escapades, there’s no denying that the man at least has good taste.   Now you can see what Charlie’s been getting by picking up some of these XXX titles from two of his most high-profile mistresses!

Choose the luscious Capri Anderson, the girl involved in his latest debacle, sultry, leggy babe with gorgeous eyes and a body to die for. Her small body of work is available for browsing here!

Then, there is the legendary Tabitha Stevens, the pornstar supermilf who came to Charlie’s defense recently in the press. She has a vast selection of titles to choose from, with her latest, Sanatorium being a notable success. Check her out here!

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Fleshlight: The new way to masturbate. Why should girls have all the fun when it comes to sex toys? Sure, there are other masturbators on the market, but no company focuses solely on guy’s toys the way Feshlight does. Men masturbate too, and it’s about time we have a toy line and company dedicated to our wanking ways.

And AVU has a select amount of their sleeves, themes and girls now available! We’ve got the uber-sexy Jenna Haze and the lovely Stoya with different orifice and sleeve options. Then we have pink ladies, pink mouths, ice ladies and ice mouths! All with Fleshlight’s unique and varied sleeve textures!

More will slowly be unveiled in the coming weeks and months so keep checking back to see what’s new.

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Last August we announced and released our first exclusive compilation that Elegant Angel put together for us. Well, a little over a year later we are very happy to announce and release volume 2 from Elegant Angel, Big Booty Stars # 2!

This has all the ass-jiggling and wiggling that made the first one so popular. And, I may be biased, but I have to say, Elegant Angel has outdone themselves this time around.

Right off the bat, we’re treated to last volumes cover model, Alexis Texas, and her monumental backside. Fellow big butt vixen Ava Rose, who happens to be volume 2’s cover model, soon joins her! See what they did there?

Mark Ashley shows up and all of a sudden asses are flying around, cheeks are being slapped, dicks are sucked and holes get fucked. God bless the men who can keep up with not one, but two asses that big and beautiful.

It’s got to be said, today’s adult scene is just overflowing with mouth-watering asses, and we are happy to have the best of the best represented here. I say that because up next is Kelly Devine, the undisputed heiress to the big butt throne. She teases, she pleases she shakes her ass and offers up all her holes to hard poundings, and asks for more!

The heat is kept up and things just spiral out of control from here. Loads are dropped, faces are smothered and libidos are shaken to their very core – all in a good way of course. The rest of the scenes feature Kristina Rose, Austin Taylor Charley Chase, Brianna Love and Sunny Lane – all big-backed chicks, all in scenes taken from the hottest titles Elegant Angel has to offer.

It’s 4-full-hours of non-stop action and is well worth every penny at only $11.49 for 7 full-length scenes, tease and all. Released on September 29th, Big Booty Stars # 2 is currently available for same day shipping, until 3 P.M.

Quantities are again semi-limited so get yours A.S.A.P.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

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Hello,

Depending on how deep you are into the modern porn scene, it’s probably obvious to you that things are changing. Sales are down, while mainstream acceptance is up. So much of the content is free… but who’s footing the bill?

Luckily many companies have a loyal fan base still willing to pay for a quality product. And luckily for you, and us, there are studios out there raising the bar and creating that quality product.

And that will bring me to today’s topic of new releases that are bringing something unique and highbrow to the table. Hopefully this is a trend that catches on, upping the stakes for all. Anybody can film people having sex. But it takes big ideas, big talent and big money to release worthwhile big-budget films. Many of which have been blurring the line between porn and mainstream.

First up is Bonny & Clide from Bluebird Films. Bluebird has produced nothing but quality plot-based films and with their latest outing the bar has been raised higher than ever before. Natasha Marley and Paul Chaplin are Bonny & Clide respectively.

This isn’t so much a porno as it is a period piece with hardcore sex as an aside. Though, that’s not to say the sex is lacking, because it’s anything but. Particularly when Natasha Marley’s involved. Naked or not, she’s truly gorgeous to behold – but especially while naked.

Paul Chaplin is great as the bad guy to root for, especially when he’s giving it to two chicks at the same time. Everything from the guns and cars to the outfits and set pieces have a genuinely authentic feel. This isn’t some cardboard cutout hack job, this stuff is topnotch!

While we all know how this one ends, Bonny & Clide is still an engaging watch, and succeeds as both entertainment and as erotica. Definite couples fare – this is a perfect starting place to introduce a shy lover into the world of porn.

Looking for more unique feature films? Check out this blog post about Malice In Lalaland, coming soon. And head here for the mind-bending sexual escapades found in Tabitha Steven’s newest release Sanatorium.

Finally, also from Bluebird is the much talked about BatfXXX. This sprawling XXX-epic features stunning special effects, through the roof production value and enough sex to put a smile on anyone’s face! I will have more info as the release date get closer but you can preorder it now to ensure you’re the first to see this much anticipated spoof.

Till then,

Hank Longhorn

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Hey there,

Today I’m going to pick up our old format and give you guys a heads-up on some recently released titles we think you should check out!

First up, we have My Wife’s Hot Friend # 7. In this instance of fantasy you get the chance to act on the urges you’ve bottled up when it comes to your wife’s hot friend. She may be an old college roommate of hers, or even a coworker she’s close to, but whatever the relation, this chick is hot and you’ve wanted a go at her since the first time you saw her. Let loyalty and the vows of marriage stop you no longer.

In fact, the babes in this flick are so hot you’d be hard pressed to find girls like this in real life. Which is Just one more level of fantasy added onto what is already a dream come true. Esperanza Gomez is the newest, and hottest, Latina Milf to come by in a long time. She’s gorgeous, has melon-shaped tits and a set of legs and thighs to die for; that ass is damn near worth the alimony.

Bodacious blonde Shyla Stylez is here also. This busty bombshell has been fulfilling fantasies for years now, and would be considered your wife’s ridiculously hot friend. Another stacked wonder, she’s got tit galore, a plump, round rump and the smoldering good looks that’ll melt your ring. Ava Devine is a mega Milf seductress that has us giving her whatever she wants when she wants it. As long as she’s naked that is. The Barbie like Brittany O’Neil and Skylar Price complete this dream team of poon!

Released this week by Naughty America, My Wife's Hot Friend # 7 is giving you another chance to indulge the fantasy without putting anything up to chance.

Now for something completely different, we bring you Barefoot Confidential # 66 from the masters of the niche Kick Ass Pictures. While we’re not opposed to sexy foot jobs, it’s just not something we usually cover. But we’re highlighting this one because A.) Kick Ass pictures kicks ass, B.) It’s more than just foot action so there’s something for everyone and C.) This is a killer roster of seriously sexy girls.

Amia Moretti is a recent up-and-comer who’s been on everyone’s dirty mind. She’s cute, slim and up for anything. Plus she’s perfect for this role: long legs, a tight little butt and size 7-½ feet. Plus she gets all the way down and dirty. Always a plus!

Porcelain-skinned, strawberry blonde Ally Ann appears while big-footed bad girls Brooke Banner and Nikki Brooks get it on in some girl-girl action. Miley Ann and Katie Cummings are here to give up their feet… and everything else. All scenes feature hot foot play and hardcore sex acts for your viewing pleasure. Released this week, Barefoot Confidential # 66 is your place for action.

Look at that, another week in the books. Hope you all have a banging weekend and we’ll see you back here Tuesday for some more up-skirt dirt!

Till then,

Hank Longhorn

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Hello,

For today’s post I am once again going to give you the lowdown on two titles that will be up on the homepage tomorrow.

Nobody does it better than Naughty America. And nobody does red better than them either. With the extremely desirable Faye Reagan on the cover, Nobody Does It Redder # 4 is bound to be an orgasmic viewing experience. Crimson milf Darla Crane performs as well as fellow redheads Violet Monroe, Paris Kennedy and brand-new cutie Marina Blue!

Porcelain skin, tight pink holes, puffy nipples and a fiery sexuality are the defining traits found only in the alluring animal that is the redhead! Temperatures are on the rise this week as these sultry minxes set the screen, and our homepage on fire!

Next we have What An Asshole from West Coast Productions. As wonderful as vaginas are, sometimes you need a lil something extra to spice things up. Which brings me to butt sex, well more specifically assholes. Now, there are assholes and then there are ASSHOLES. Puckered poopers that’ll suck a dick in as easily as it will a finger.

After pumping one of these succulent starfish full of your steam sauce you wont be able to keep yourself form exclaiming “What An Asshole!” Add an interracial twist and you’ve got the makings for one hell of a XXX movie.

The biggest stars are getting their booties bored out by the biggest black dicks. Hardcore anal queen Tory Lane takes the butt pipe like the insatiable professional she is. Anal sex princess Amy Brooke and Dana De Armond’s hungry-hungry assholes get violated – and love every gaping second of it. Violet Monroe and Tatiana Kush and their pretty winkers round out the rest of the female cast. Rico Strong, Mr. Marcus, LT, Prince Yahshua, Jon Jon and Cuntre Pipes are doing the deep oil drilling!

These two titles and more will be up on the homepage tomorrow afternoon. Friday I mentioned an up-n-coming surprise. That is still in the works and I will have more details in the coming days.

To reiterate on my last post, don’t forget to check out all our new sales. They will only be up through the rest of the month so you need to get em while the getting’s good!

Till then,

Hank Longhorn

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Hey hey Porn folks,

We have a new month on our hands and I’ve a number of new promos to fill you in on. Plus, I’ve got some info on a coming-soon release that I think you need to check out. Read on for the details.

First up, we have a selection of DVD’s from Sweetheart Video going for a discounted sale price of $18.99. Lesbian Beauties abound – if all-girl finger, tongue and toy action is your thing, then you cannot go wrong with any of these titles. Erotic vignettes, alluring story lines and more, all starring the best and the brightest stars in adult. Highly rated and customer approved, you can’t go wrong with Sweetheart Video!

Next, you all know what this time of year brings… No, I’m not talking Christmas decorations 4 months early. It’s back to school time! And we have two sales to feed your need for hot teachers and naughty college chicks. With our hot for teacher sale we are inviting you to stay after class for extra… ass! These buttoned up milfs are taking it off and keeping the glasses on. Rise to the occasion and see where a little extra time in the classroom will get you. Tight pussies, big dirty asses and all the knowledge you’ll need in the post-graduate world of sex!

In most dorms you want to avoid any germs going around… unless it’s coed fever that is. Catch this one and have one of these short-skirted, shot-downing hotties hook you up with a little special care! In between hitting the books these babes are hitting the clubs looking for studs. Bookworms and cheerleaders are ready and waiting. Both these sales are sporting a 10% percent discount through the month of September.

Don’t forget, Halloween is on its way and, while it’s still a few weeks off, we couldn’t help but jump the gun and get our XXX Vamp promo out now. The undead have invaded every corner of modern culture and you can take a blood-sucking fiend home tonight. These ones are looking to suck on more than just your neck. Check out Tru: A XXX Parody and This Isn't Twilight – The XXX Parody for some spot on recreations of your favorite vampires. Or, check out The Wicked and The Vampire Sex Diaries, wholly original epics packed with hot chicks, big tits and fangs galore.

Speaking of dark parodies, be sure to check out the soon-to-be released Malice In Lalaland. This twisted, psychedelic take on the classic tale star XXX superstars Sasha Grey and Kagney Linn Karter. It features brooding atmosphere, an original soundtrack and hypnotic, highly arousing sex scenes. Released domestically by Vivid Video, Malice In Lalaland drops soon and is available for preorder now.

We have some surprises coming down the line. I can’t give away too many details yet. But let’s just say one of them rhymes with “Sexclusive”!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

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Hey Folks,

It’s time for another look at some of the titles we’ll be putting up on tomorrow’s new homepage.

Booty Talk # 90: first, congrats to them and West Coast for hitting a milestone in this long running series, and second, thanks for making it a Brickhouse Ass Edition! Big butts weren’t as in vogue when they started this series, but nowadays you could almost say big butt is the new big tits. And it’s a nice change of pace. Not that there is anything wrong with big tits, on the contrary, it’s just nice to see these lovely backsides get equal recognition. And nothing beats a phat ass when paired up with some big ole titties! But I digress…

Booty Talk # 90, the Brickhouse Ass Edition, stars 8 – count ‘em 8 – hot and luscious big booty babes. They are getting the pipe from the best and biggest male stars. Baby Cakes, Taylor Ray, Megan Vaughn, Hydie Waters, Rhianna Ryan, Basanti, Seni and Porsha Karrera get their asses worshipped and turned out by Mr. Marcus, Brian Pumper, Prince Yahshua and Wesley Pipes. Check it out, first timers and anal poundings abound.

A quick honorable mention goes to Justin Slayer’s Phatty Girls # 10, a nice little milestone for this big black butt series too. The man is pullin' all the stops this time around. The tenth entry in this multi-award winning series stars the amazingly bangable Nayomi Banxxx, with her beaming brown eyes and ridiculous ass! Chanel Staxxx, Raianna Sylk, Pochahantas and Kiki Carter are also here to get turned out by Justin Slayer! Get it now – this one is hot!

Also going on the homepage tomorrow is the first entry in Red Light District’s newest series Cum Draining Whores! These hot-n-horny harlots are dying of thirst… and the only fluid that’ll quench is… Cum. Lots and lots of cum. These liquid predators are on the prowl and are looking to drain every drop of semen they can from any man they can! The action is off the wall and the gals are gorgeous.

Especially that Amy Brooke. This hot little thing has been at it for about a year now, and she only recently came under my radar. And I must say… hot damn! Where do these petite little chicks get these asses? This chick is not just game for damn near anything… but she also obviously loves every minute of it. Victoria Lawson, Adriana Kelly, Onia Nevaeh and Courtney Taylor round out the rest of this show-stopping cast.

You wont believe what these Cum Draining Whores are willing to do to get their jizz fix!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

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